"Art is a lie that tells the truth" -- Pablo Picasso
Saturday, October 25, 2008
How Do I Become An Official Portrait Painter to the Bush Administration?
The Feds are spending $35000 per portrait for official paintings of the Bush cabinet. They're spending over $46000 on a portrait of Rumsfeld. I'll paint Rummy wearing imperial purple and charging up San Juan Hill for that kind of money.
If you paint Ashcroft, make sure there are no naughty bits showing. He had drapes placed strategically over the DOJ statues of "Justice" in order to hide her bosom.
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Couldn´t they just leave their fingerprints in cement in the Rose Garden patio? Sorta Graumans East with potential for arrest!
ReplyDeleteHow about "Wanted" posters for the Post Office wall?
ReplyDeleteProbably have to be a large Repug contributor to get a commission.
ReplyDeleteIf you paint Ashcroft, make sure there are no naughty bits showing. He had drapes placed strategically over the DOJ statues of "Justice" in order to hide her bosom.
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