That time of year when all America has a consumer feeding frenzy to celebrate the birth of a bastard child to an unwed teenage mother in a stable out back of a hotel. Even the most ruthless Wall Street bandit who shuts down entire towns, throws whole states out of work, and eats children for breakfast, feels a little catch of sentimentality this time of year.
This is very funny. If you think it's "Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!" then listen.