... by blowing up a small piece of it, as well as your eyes and fingers.
Illegal fireworks with names that suggest certain sex acts
"Pyro" and "punk," words that suggest a lot of our boyhoods (and girlhoods).
Play safe today and make sure there's an adult, or someone more emotionally mature than you, to supervise.
The NYPD is on double-down fireworks patrol this year. So far, the neighborhood is quiet. Last year, it sounded like Beirut in the 1970s.
Where fireworks are outlawed, only outlaws have fireworks.
Photos courtesy of Padre Mickey.
And so what are YOU doing today?