Thursday, March 5, 2009

I Also Love Rush Limbaugh


A fat drug addict who dodged military service during the Vietnam War because of a cyst on his ass, and who is on his 3rd marriage is the public face of the Republican Party today. I love this guy. He looks like everyone's racist uncle who always rants at the teevee, obsesses over the black and brown people getting advantages, uses the word "gumption" a lot, and makes fun of women while wondering why he can't ever seem to get a date or keep a marriage together. He has 50 friends and 500 enemies. He's perpetually upset that being white and having a dick is no longer the golden credit card it once was.

If he's the Republican Party, then Obama's got little to worry about.

6 comments:

Göran Koch-Swahne said...

They may yet cause some trouble along the way...

But that way is out...

it's margaret said...

hmmm --the last time he was arrested for illegal drug possession was in Florida, or something like that. Included in the drugs for which he had no prescription was Viagra. I think there is always something to worry about when someone is filled with so much (self) loathing.... ticking time bomb.

kishnevi said...

Now, listen heah, young man. Gumption is a fine word, used by men and women of gumption all the time. Y'all should, instead of objecting to the word, be objecting to the Limbaughs of this world using it, since they have no real gumption.

Y'all clear on the concept now?

JCF said...

Forgive me, but I also love that "Comedian" (Keith Olbermann's former term for him, though he's now given to calling him "Boss Limbaugh") is much fatter now, than in the picture above! >;-)

They just don't make human beings, much more repulsive-looking than Rush. [Yes, beauty is more than skin deep. But in his case, so is FUGLY!]

James said...

What a brilliant post! thanks for a great laugh. How tragic that what you say is true.

Grandmère Mimi said...

I never, ever thought I would say this, but Rush is a gift. He is, for the present, the one true head of the Republican Party, and that's just as it should be.