Wednesday, August 24, 2011

God's Wrath

When it comes to smiting, God's aim seems really off. Instead of those cesspools of godless iniquity, New York and San Francisco, He smites Japan, Haiti, Joplin, MO, and now rural Virginia, Eric Cantor's district. He seems to have a special fondness for smiting people in low lying areas prone to flooding, and to afflicting people who can't afford more durable housing. Maybe He needs a map, or glasses.

5 comments:

IT said...

And have you ever noticed His animus towards trailer parks?

Counterlight said...

Indeed I have. Floods and tornadoes always seem to find them.

Robert said...

He seems to like smiting people in poor countries as well. 'Blessed are the rich, for they shall escape My wrath'.

JCF said...

Sadly, this "God smites the poor" people---no matter what we hipsters say, ironically---really isn't funny.

There ARE people who believe the poor are poor because they deserve it . . . and if God smites a trailer park, then Q.E.D.

God, I hate Christianists. I mean, I hate Christianism.

Counterlight said...

You may be right, JCF.

Eric Cantor has announced that he will accept no emergency funds for his district without corresponding cuts in other parts of the Federal budget.

What a bastard!