"Oh Honey! I can't believe how wonderful life has been ever since you voted for that Tea Party Candidate and we put the children to work in a coal mine!"
"I know! Our pastor was right! The world really does look different when you do meth while reading the Bible!"
"Alright children, it's time to watch Glenn Beck!"
"Just three more treatments with Dr. Rekkers, and we'll be all better!"
"Repealing Obamacare and giving away the farm to the Insurance Industry changed my life!"
A simpler time, a better time, simpler minds, better minds!