Saturday, October 25, 2008

How Do I Become An Official Portrait Painter to the Bush Administration?

The Feds are spending $35000 per portrait for official paintings of the Bush cabinet.   They're spending over $46000 on a portrait of Rumsfeld.  I'll paint Rummy wearing imperial purple and charging up San Juan Hill for that kind of money. 

4 comments:

Leonardo Ricardo said...

Couldn´t they just leave their fingerprints in cement in the Rose Garden patio? Sorta Graumans East with potential for arrest!

Counterlight said...

How about "Wanted" posters for the Post Office wall?

PseudoPiskie said...

Probably have to be a large Repug contributor to get a commission.

ueber-g said...

If you paint Ashcroft, make sure there are no naughty bits showing. He had drapes placed strategically over the DOJ statues of "Justice" in order to hide her bosom.