I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?
Monday, November 3, 2008
David Sedaris on The Undecided Voter
David Sedaris in the pages of The New Yorker writes of the Undecided at this point in the campaign:
Posted by Counterlight at Monday, November 03, 2008